Saturday, February 23, 2013

New Mexico 2009


New Mexico, Ho!


Well, you’ve been waiting for a long time, but just like Christmas, it’s finally arrived.  I am on the road again.  And you, lucky people, have to endure yet another dose of the Dale Travel Dump.  This time I am travelling with Christiane (CD going forward, I just can’t spell it right two times in a row… why is there not a law that all names be no more than four letters long… it’s worked well for me).  But don’t feel sad for Frank, he’s still thawing out from our Wyoming trip of the spring of 2008.  But it’s a slow process; he starts to melt whenever he gets more than four feet from the refrigerator.

As you have probably deduced from the title of this edition, the trip is to New Mexico.  We are meandering sans itinerary, our only purpose is to spend some time in the Las Vegas area (no, Las Vegas, New Mexico) looking at property; more on that later.

On the Road Again


We left home on the morning of Tuesday, June 2.  Our original plan was to depart Monday morning but one of us had stomach issues and was afraid to get too far away from a toilet.  But a day’s rest and one dose of Imodium brought order to the world.  Even my farts are as dry as the desert breeze now.  And regardless of what CD thinks, they smell just as sweet.

Our first day’s destination was Flagstaff, Arizona.  If you are not familiar with Flagstaff, read a book.  Most all of my journey’s start through that town and I’m just bored writing about it.

This is our first major outing in the camper while towing the Land Cruiser along.  I have had very little experience with towing a vehicle, so I am a bit apprehensive.  Normally, the run from home to Flagstaff takes about seven hours with lunch and gas stops.  But that is accomplished at an average travelling speed of seventy miles per hour.  With the wind resistance of the camper, the extra weight of the Land Cruiser and California’s archaic law mandating a maximum speed of fifty-five miles per hour for vehicles towing, it took a lot longer.

Now keep in mind that from home there is a total of over five-thousand feet of elevation gain to Flagstaff (approx. 7,000 ft. elev.) and over 4,000 feet from the California-Arizona state line at the Colorado River.  Some of the grades were steep enough to slow us to forty-five miles per hour.  That is chugging.

Arizona, being the progressive state that it is, has a posted speed limit of seventy-five.  That’s for everyone; even the biggest of rigs.  If you haven’t been passed by a Kenworth pulling a fifty-three foot box trailer while driving a high-profile camper at sixty, I can best describe it to you by relaying that it is probably like being a single flake of snow in the wake of a speeding snow plow.  Whoopee… steer left, steer rightbreathe!

  In addition to the lessons learned about average speed, there was the shock of fuel consumption.  With the camper alone, I average twelve miles per gallon.  Dragging the Land Cruiser in combination with the elevation gain, I was getting a bit less than ten overall.  I normally make one stop for gas in Kingman, Arizona just for the comfort of knowing I won’t be rolling into Flagstaff on fumes.  This trip, I bought gas in Barstow, Kingman and was down to less than 100 miles of range when we hit the KOA Kampground at eight o’clock Tuesday night.  We had been on the road since eight A.M.  That’s five more hours than my butt is used to… and boy was it letting me know.  A final comment on Flagstaff; the KOA Kampground has the nicest showers I have experienced in camping.

Do You Know the Way to Santa Fe?


Wednesday, after a scrumptious granola breakfast, we set out for Santa Fe, New Mexico.  We didn’t think it necessary to leave too early because we had about two hundred fewer miles to cover than day one.  The route is a simple one; east on I-40, then (wait for it...) LEFT AT ALBUQUERQUE and north on I-25 to (almost) Santa Fe.  “Why almost?” you ask.
New Mexico is a very interesting state, but not right at the cutting edge of twenty-first century development.  There is one junction of interstate highways in the state; the aforementioned I-40, I-25 in Albuquerque.  In fact, there are only two interstate highways in New Mexico.  I-40 runs west to east along the general route of the fabled Route 66 (post-1937).  I-25 follows the flow of the Rio Grande River as it leaves Colorado and proceeds south to the Texas state line near El Paso.  Thus, one intersection, and Bugs Bunny’s favorite at that.
Now, one would think that the Interstate would run into Santa Fe, seeing as it is the state capital and all.  But noooo, the highway designers have built a sudden u-turn that diverts the interstate south for a few miles before another u-turn takes it back to a general northerly direction.  And thus, it just misses Santa Fe.  But this is not the only such mysterious avoidance; more on that later.
The route from Flagstaff east is generally downhill, so we were averaging a whopping eleven miles per gallon; efficiency of heretofore unknown proportions.  The landscape quickly changes from Ponderosa Pines to stubby Juniper and finally desert scrub as elevation is lost.  There are some inspiring scenes of the Painted Desert to the north and Petrified Forest National Park is along this stretch if you are so inclined to take a little detour.  We all know that one can never see too many rocks in one’s life.  There is also Meteor Crater.  But I’ve seen them all so we bypassed them on this trip. 
We lunched at the El Rancho Hotel in Gallup, New Mexico.  The hotel is on the National Register of Historic buildings. In addition to being a landmark on Route 66, it is famous as the desert lodging to the stars.  In the Golden Age of Hollywood, many Western film location shoots were done outside Gallup.  The stars resided at the El Rancho while there.  The lobby and second floor balcony are decorated with publicity photos of all the usual suspects. It is very quaint, rustic and kitschy all at the same time.  The hotel restaurant, as you would expect, names its menu items after actors that stayed there.  I ordered the “Ronald Reagan”, a bacon-cheeseburger with a side of (wait for it…) JELLY BELLY’s.  Yes, it’s true.  CD had the Katherine Hepburn, a BLT.  I don’t really get the connection.  Are they insinuating that she was skinny because she ate lighter fare?  Or are they calling her a pig because she had a forty-year affair with a married man?  I guess it doesn’t matter because the bacon was excellent.



From Gallop, it is a pretty mind numbing desert sprint (again, creeping along at about sixty) to Albuquerque where you already know what we did.  You gain elevation as you proceed north to Santa Fe and on this particular day we ran into quite the thunderstorm.  The wind gusts were pushing us around like a piece of jetsam.  Instead of dreading being passed by another big rig, I was praying for them because I could enjoy a few seconds of calm driving.  Then they would pass and I was once again fighting the ferocity of nature.
By the time we were making our final approach, the weather had eased up and we entered the Rancheros de Santa Fe Campground about five o’clock facing nothing but a few occasional raindrops.  The campground is situated about fifteen miles southeast of Santa Fe nestled in the nook of that second u-turn I told you about earlier.  We set up camp and decided to go into town for dinner.  Now I know what you are thinking, “If they’re camping, shouldn’t they be cooking over a fire and enjoying the outdoor life?”  Well, yes we should.  But Santa Fe is known for two -things worldwide; effete artists and world class cuisine.  We did not cook one meal in the three nights we were in Santa Fe.
That first night, we ate at the Ore House (think it’s supposed to be a play on words); on their balcony overlooking the town square.  If you don’t know anything about Santa Fe let me educate you.  It is the longest continuously serving state capital in the country.  Although New Mexico wasn’t admitted as a state until 1912 (followed only by Alaska and Hawai’i), Santa Fe was the capital for the Spanish regimes beginning in the 1600s and for Mexico after they won their independence in 1821.  This square is where General Steven Watts Kearney announced to the local citizenry that they were now subjects of the United States in 1846.  There is a marker commemorating the event opposite the Palace of the Governors.  Notably, the bronze plaque has been revised from its original form; the word “savage” being chipped off in a reference to the Indian inhabitants.  Political correctness reigns supreme.  But most importantly, I had the filet mignon and it was excellent.  CD had chicken in mole sauce.



After dinner we were lost for about fifteen minutes trying to find our way out of downtown Santa Fe.  This is a very old town with very narrow streets.  They don’t widen them because it would upset the preservationists that four-hundred year old buildings that have almost no setback were destroyed for the safety and convenience of the local drivers.  We must have our priorities.  Anyway, to improve the flow of traffic, the city has designated most streets as one way.  But for some reason, every few blocks, the direction changes and you are forced into a left or right turn that you didn’t want to make, therefore sending you in a zigzag pattern of navigation that just sucks.  We finally made it out of the maze (feeling something like an enchanted prince… this is an inside joke for fans of 1950s horror movies; for the rest of you… neener, neener, neener.)
The next day, CD’s asthma was giving her trouble so we spent most of the morning at urgent care.  After a successful visit, we headed to the recommended CVS pharmacy to fill a prescription.  Interestingly enough, this CVS was in an indoor mall.  I wandered out into the mall to find a restroom and then, the most glorious thing happened.  I found a gun shop… in a mall… a G-U-N shop… IN A MALL!  This is a wonderful state, just wonderful.
After concluding our business, we had lunch at a little bar and grill off the square called Catamount.  CD had a sandwich of some sort or another and I had beef brisket tacos; a new twist on an old classic.  We went back to the campground so CD could rest.  I spent the afternoon setting up my telescope to do a little star gazing later in the evening.  And just before sunset, it clouded up.  I don’t know how I got on the list or to whom I should speak about getting my name taken off.  But there are days when I feel like I’ve been near the top for most of my life.
The next day, our last full day in Santa Fe, we decided to do a little sightseeing in and around the old city.  We started with breakfast at a restaurant on Old Las Vegas Highway (the road on which the campground is located) situated about half-way between our camp and the town.  It is named Harry’s Roadhouse and we noted that no matter what time we drove by, the parking lot was packed.  There is no better recommendation for a restaurant than turn-away business.  I had chillaquiles and CD had scrambled eggs with scrapple.  They were excellent.  If you don’t know what scrapple is, I can best describe it as home-made spam.  Yeah, I wouldn’t have ordered it either, but CD is from Canada and doesn’t know better.  She seemed to like it nonetheless.
We then went back into town and visited the Palace of the Governors (the original Spanish seat of government for New Mexico) which is accessed through the new Museum of New Mexico History.  It was interesting, but most of the original interior of the Palace was taken up by a photo exhibit.  Only two rooms represent the Palace as it was during colonial times.  We then took in the Loretto Chapel and the mysterious spiral staircase therein.  The legend of the “St. Joseph” miracle is a little overdone.  But the staircase itself is an amazing example of design and workmanship.
We then left town to pursue a couple of little towns of historic note.  Galisteo is a very old Spanish village southeast of Santa Fe about twenty miles via US-285.  There is really nothing there but a small Catholic church of ancient origin, a smattering of walled adobe homes and some standing ruins.



On the way back, we took a little side jog to Lamy.  This is where we close the circle on “Do You Know the Way to Santa Fe?”  Lamy is a very small little village named after some archbishop of past fame.  What makes this little berg interesting is, it is the closest the Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe Railroad gets to Santa Fe.  Now wouldn’t you expect the railroad named for Santa Fe would at least run through it if not have it as a terminus.  But of some reason, the route from Denver to Albuquerque just passes it by, Lamy being the closest passenger depot (still operated by Amtrak).  Today, there is some entrepreneur trying to build a rail museum there.  To date there is a retired dining car on a siding that he is operating as a restaurant.  Good luck to him, you have to know where Lamy is and really want to get there to run across this little gem in the rough.
Ten years ago (or so), when CD and I travelled to New Mexico with Pam and Chris Parsons, we elected to take a train ride from Santa  Fe to Lamy (this is how we learned about it).  This excursion is offered by the Santa Fe Southern, an independent outfit operating a spur line that transfers freight cars bound for Santa Fe dropped at Lamy by ATS&F (now BNSF to their lasting shame).  As a way of adding a bit more revenue, they have attached a nineteenth-century passenger car to their train and sell tickets to nuts like me who will ride any train going anywhere.  The downside is, once in Lamy, there is a three hour layover while the train crew drops the outbound freight cars and picks up those bound for customers back in Santa Fe.  Luckily, there was a small restaurant in Lamy serving lunch to the passengers waiting for the return trip.  It is the only business in Lamy other than the Amtrak station.  We were very excited because we knew this little café boasted a very fine bar.  When we arrived, we found that the one day of the week the joint closed is Tuesday.  You guessed it, we planned our sojourn for Tuesday.  Do you remember that list I mentioned earlier?  Just another example of how long I have been suffering.  It took us about three minutes to check out the passenger depot and walk the length of the town.  I guess it does make an amusing story, when it’s happened to someone else.


New Mexico, Ha!


It is truly good to be traveling again.  This is my first road trip since the fabled adventures of Me and Frank on the road to Wyoming in the spring of 2008, otherwise known as, “The Great Refrigerator Expedition”.  Happily, this time there is no snow.  I am starting to see the merits of summer travel.  And so far, I haven’t had to kick one screaming little elementary-schooler as I feared I might; know what I mean, Heather?

History Abounds


Picking up where we left off, a delightful trip to Lamy.  The next day, we left our campsite outside of Santa Fe for the history drenched streets of Las Vegas.  For those of you new to the distribution list, I will share why you should not picture the glitz of the Strip each time you hear or read about Las Vegas.  The old veterans can skip the next paragraph if you are pressed for time… but who knows, you just might miss something funny.

You have probably guessed, as the context of this entire trip is New Mexico, that there is more than one Las Vegas and the one we are addressing here is not in Nevada.  If you haven’t, you might want to close this file and pick up something else to read, say, the Penny Saver.  I hear there is a wonderful special on Lil’ Caesar’s Pizza this week.  Okay then, Las Vegas was founded in1821 as part of a Mexican land grant to settle the area for sheep ranching.  It is nestled in the eastern foothills of a southern branch of the Rockies on the cusp of the Great Plains.  It is far more significant in the history of the west than its Sin City counterpart.  The town lies on the Santa Fe Trail and as a result hosted just about every historical notable from General Kearny (yes, of Kearny Mesa fame) to Billy the Kid.  The original plaza still looks like a typical nineteenth century business center.  The place reeks with history.  Unfortunately, Las Vegas in the twenty-first century has no real economic drivers and in places shows signs of decay.  But for a history nerd like me, it’s easy to see through the haze of age into the glorious past.

Now let’s rejoin the veterans of previous trips in the present.  The trip from Santa Fe to Las Vegas is only about sixty miles, no matter how distant culturally.  So naturally, we took advantage of the short travel day and did some little bit of exploring en route.

Oh, So Long Ago


Just a handful of miles from our Santa Fe campsite, is the town of Glorieta and the Glorieta Pass Civil War battle site.  In March 1862, a Union Volunteer group was moving south from Las Vegas to set up a defense line against Texas invasion.  They encountered a Rebel invasion force from Fort Bliss Texas commanded by General Sibley.  A skirmish ended in a draw but afterwards, two Union troopers snuck into Sibley’s camp and set torch to his supplies.  With no logistics support, Sibley was forced to withdraw from the fight (kinda sounds like my professional career) thus saving New Mexico Territory from absorption into the Confederacy.  Today, there is an easy to miss historical monument commemorating this battle (referred to by some as the Gettysburg of the west… I guess “some” have quite an imagination) on NM-50 which runs parallel to I-25.  Unfortunate timing; the ranger at Pecos National Historic Park (more about that presently) shared with us that the on weekend of June 12 they were offering a Civil War re-enactment and the opening of a new Battle of Glorieta Pass trail.  See, more proof of the list.
Historical disappointment aside, just down the road from the town of Glorieta is Pecos and the river it is named for.  It seems very nice, nestled in the hills of the Pecos River Valley.  It looks to be a possibility for future residence.  There is a Dairy Queen, one of the earmarks of true metropolitan splendor.  We are planning to back track during our stay in Las Vegas (in the Land Cruiser) to have a closer look.  I’ll report back to you in a future segment.
A few down the road from the town of Pecos, is Pecos National Historical Park.  This site offers a walking tour of the uncovered remains of the Pecos Pueblo which dates back to the 1300s.  There is also a good portion of the second Spanish Mission (the first was destroyed during the Pueblo Revolt of 1680) erected adjacent to the pueblo.  Apparently, the initial efforts to save the sight were led by actress Greer Garson who owned much of the land nearby.  Her voice is heard narrating the informational video shown at the visitor’s center.  The site also offers a self-guided mile-and-a-half walking tour of the pueblo remains and church ruin.  There are even a couple of reconstructed kivas (subterranean ritual rooms) that you can climb down into if you are so inclined.  This is a rare opportunity as many of the protected ruins in the Park system are strictly regulated and experienced only by guided tour.  I found the adobe ruins of the church and the way wild flowers grew atop the decaying walls to be the most interesting feature.  So, do you think I’m turning gay?



Back on the road it was less than an hour to our Las Vegas campsite which is actually a KOA Kampground in Romeroville, right off of I-25 just six miles south of Las Vegas proper.  After leveling everything up, we ventured into Las Vegas for lunch.  Our choice was Adelia’s Landmark Grill in the Plaza Hotel, so named for its location on the Plaza of Las Vegas.  Santa Fe and Taos are famed for their traditional Spanish Plazas.  But Las Vegas’ is different as the architectural style is Victorian rather than Spanish Colonial adobe.  Although many of the buildings are no longer in use, the original facades give one the feeling of being in the Old West.  I love this place.  After lunch, we drove around the town just taking in the sights like the old Castaneda railroad hotel built by the ATS&F now sadly in disuse and disrepair.



Eventually we wandered out Hot Springs Road past Montezuma’s Castle (intriguing name, isn’t it; well, I covered it during the spring of 2008 trip so I won’t go over it again… if you are new to the distribution list, let me know if you are interested and I’ll send you the 2008 journal) into the Gallinas River Valley.  It is a surprise as the steep canyon walls are thick with Ponderosa Pine which is in stark contrast to the juniper and scrub of Las Vegas.  The canyon winds westward, following the river ever deeper into the Santa Fe Mountains past the small communities of Gallinas and El Porvenir as it approaches the imposing monolith Hermits Peak, looming several thousand feet above the floor.  Unfortunately, we did not get any pictures.  The road is narrow and winding and it was challenging enough navigating around the two-horse drawn carriage being driven by a family of six.  You gotta love this place.  We encountered a lone hiker along the road and asked him if anyone ever sold property out this way.  He said he knows of several people that waited years for acreage to become available.  Too bad, this is beautiful country.

New Mexico, Hmm!


For our first full day in Las Vegas we decided to explore the region north of the city and peruse the area for possible future residence opportunities.  The area is made up of verdant valleys nestled in the eastern slopes of the Santa Fe and Sangre De Cristo Mountain ranges, southern branches of the Rockies. 

Las Tres Rociadas

We left Las Vegas taking NM-518 north past Storrie Lake until we made a left turn at Sapello onto NM-94.  We quickly began to ascend away from the scrubby plains and into Pinon and Ponderosa Pine covered valleys. At Tierra Monte we turned onto NM-105 and descended into the cluster of Rociada Villages.  There are three (thus the name of this segment); Upper Rociada, Rociada and Lower Rociada.  You have to give it to the guy in charge of naming towns in this part of the country, ‘cause he is one creative dude.
It may be a bit ambitious to call these towns, or villages, or communities.  They are really just clusters of small farms, ranches and the odd retirement couples who have set up housekeeping away from the modern, stress filled, convenience packed world.  These little enclaves have no amenities of civilization.  There may, if there are enough abandoned cars strewn through the total of the area, be a branch post office.  But there is probably not.  Each ;little burg usually boasts an abandoned gas station/general store.  Sometimes there is a dilapidated auto mechanics garage with faded lettering advertising long departed services and selling brands only our parents or grandparents can remember buying.  I guess today, the locals just have to trudge the twenty to thirty minutes down to the Las Vegas Wal-Mart to satisfy the needs of sustenance.
What they do have at hand, that we can only visit after hours of driving from our suburban fortresses of regular safety, is views that leave you in awe; from the imposing rock known as Hermits’ Peak (you should remember from the last installment about Gallinas… and according to a roadside history marker there really was a hermit who lived there) to the south and the peaks of the Sanger de Cristo range to the north, still showing streaks of snowpack, even in June.  It is a strange mix of modern modular or stick-built homes and ancient adobes partially hidden behind crumbling walls and clustered along grids of unpaved roads.  There are abandoned farm equipment and cars everywhere and yards are just as likely to be home to horses as dogs.
There is one modern anomaly to this otherwise anachronistic world.  Some brilliant developer (don’t we just hate them) has created a planned golf-course community adjacent to Lower Rociada.  It is Pendaries Village and I just don’t get it.  There is a guard house at the entrance but the windows are painted over and there is no guard.  Access is unlimited.  Just beyond that, sit two four-plex townhome units.  If you think happiness is a home with common walls, why would you move thirty miles away from the nearest restaurant to live that way?  Then there is a long drive across a meadow that splits at the slope.  There are two clusters of chalets and cabins designated East and West Pendaries (the planner must have been related to the guy who named the Rociadas), a resort (I can hardly keep from snickering as I type this) motel and, as promised, a golf course.  I know little of golf, but a course on a meadow, by definition, is flat… no features… grazing land for the local deer.  The day we visited, the wind was blowing briskly, at least thirty miles per hour.  And there were golfers.  They were too busy securing their hats to swing.  But they stood there, apparently waiting for a brief lull so they could attack the links.  I admit (and those of you who have worked with me recognize) that not everything I have endeavored to do has made sense.  But this seemed even to me to be the epitome of fruitless effort.
All oddities and inconvenience aside, I could live in a place like this.  Well, not Pendaries Villages, but somewhere among the three Rociadas.

Mora is Less(a)


From the Rociadas, we retraced along NM-105 back to NM-94 and through Ledoux into the Mora Valley and the town of Mora in the County of Mora, all named for the Mora River.  For all that, Mora is the only county in New Mexico that does not have an incorporated city.  The town of Mora is the business hub and it’s not much of a big wheel.  While the valley is one of the prettiest I have ever seen, the poor economic conditions and resulting decay blight what nature has offered.  Half or more of the town is boarded up and by the state of disrepair seems to have been for some time.
Mora was established in 1835 by Mexican land grant as a sheep ranching center.  In its heyday it was one of the drivers of economy in Eastern New Mexico, boasting saloons, gambling halls and gunfights.  It was the victim of Apache attacks.  It rivaled Las Vegas (the one in New Mexico… will you pay attention) for bawdiest hamlet.  But those days are gone and it seems the only people remaining are too entrenched or too poor to leave.
As we were passing through, CD remarked that she was feeling a bit peckish.  In the whole length of the town, we could find only a ramshackle pizza parlor that looked to meet the minimum requirements for satisfactory levels of sanitation. While waiting in line to order, a state employee was picking up an order of four pizzas for his work crew.  I wondered if they were going to have any pizzas left.  They did, and, to our pleasant surprise, it was good.
After lunch, we continued northward toward the end of the valley. The homes were all in a state of addition; as if for each new child another room would be added at one end or the other.  Interestingly enough, it must have been impossible for them to acquire the same color plaster during any two trips to the home center.  Perhaps they distinguish their homes by the pattern of colors, “Do you live in the grey-beige-tan?”  “Oh no, that’s my brother.  I’m the beige-white-green-beige down the road.”  I don’t remember one lot that didn’t boast an uninhabited crumbling adobe ruin.  In California, we would designate these as historic buildings and set aside public funds to preserve and restore them.  In Mora, they are just yielding to the elements.
As we drove along, I couldn’t help notice that all names on any type of sign; adopt-a-highway, business advertisement, political placard, were Spanish.  Most of them were from just a handful of examples.  It occurred to me that these people had been here for generations.  First they were Spaniards, then they were Mexicans, and now they are Americans.  But for good or bad, boom or bust, they were the people of Mora and always would be.
I have envied the population of this valley their natural surrounding for years.  It has long been one of the locations I thought would meet my needs for a New Mexico home.  But after a closer examination and a bit of introspection, I don’t think I could live here.

Another Day another Canyon


Monday (I think it was Monday… the days just run together when you don’t have any place you have to be… like work  Ha, ha, ha!) we elected to revisit the villages of Pecos and Glorieta in search of possible New Mexico homesteads.
Pecos (named for the river that runs through it… if that doesn’t locate it for you, watch more westerns) is the more developed (if you really use your imagination when picturing “developed”) of the two. It is about twenty-five minutes southeast of Santa Fe (on I-25 northbound, if you can figure that out) which puts it a little less than half-way to Las Vegas.  There are just the most basic of services there; gas, general store, Dairy Queen, but being less than half an hour from Santa Fe, conveniences are almost as close as Escondido is to where we live now.  We scouted around a bit, identifying which areas were attractive and which were, well, let’s just say, a bit too rustic.  If you own a lot with a northerly view, you can see the southern end of the Santa Fe Mountains mentioned in the description of Rociada. The land is heavily wooded with Juniper and Pinon Pine.
After our search, we drove up Pecos Canyon (same river) into the foot of the Santa Fe Mountains.  We passed a Benedictine Monastery (if you are going to dedicate your life to spiritual service, you might as well do it in a resort like setting) and several cabins that seemed to be for seasonal use.  There were lots of anglers testing their luck in the rushing waters.  As the canyon gained elevation, the walls, as you would expect, steepened significantly. The slopes were thick with Ponderosa Pine.  The land here doesn’t really offer the kind of utility we need, so we will likely focus on properties closer to town.



Upon returning to Pecos, we turned toward Glorieta.  On the way, CD announced that she needed a bit of a refueling and as we had just passed the Dairy Queen I took this opportunity to whip a quick u-turn and sate my ever present hunger for their nominal offering, the Blizzard.  CD had a salad and an iced tea.  I didn’t even know you could order a salad at DQ.  Well, at least when they presented it to us it was in a brown paper bag.  I could sense by her expression that the high-schooler working behind the counter was aware of my shame.  After licking the last of the chocolate brownie crumbs from my Blizzard cup, we returned to the KOA in Romeroville.  If the proprietors of the KOA noticed the smell of greens on CD’s breath, they were kind enough not to let on.  At any rate, we were leaving for Ruidoso and Lincoln County in the morning.



New Mexico, Howdy!


Excuse Me, but Can You Get There from Here?

From Northeastern New Mexico, home of the Santa Fe Trail, we ventured to the South Central ranchland of Lincoln County and the Village of Ruidoso.  As noted previously, Santa Fe and Las Vegas are on opposite sides of the Santa Fe Mountains.  They lie on the cusp of the Rockies and the Great Plains and as such offer very diverse landscapes depending on where you stand and in which direction you look.  The road to Ruidoso however, crosses what seem to be endless miles of grassland dotted by the occasional cattle ranch.  The particular day we made our journey happened to coincide with Mother Nature’s introduction of a nasty weather front.  The winds blew.  For reasons beyond my feeble intellect, New Mexico road engineers never built one highway that went in a reasonably straight line between any two settlements.  And every change of direction brought a new driving challenge.
First we drove southeast on US-84 until we crossed I-40 where, for no apparent reason, the highway number changed to NM-218.  This proceeded in the same general direction until it ended at no particular destination but US-54.  This took us southwest (if the word zigzag just flashed into your conscience mind, you are following along very nicely) to the three way junction of US-54, US-60 and US-285 at no identifiable location.  From there, we turned northwest on the combined US-60/285/54 for a mile into the town of Vaughn where, there was a brand-new 50’s Diner named “Penny’s”.  We were so stunned that we just had to stop and have breakfast.  Fortunately, Penny’s was at the end of town we entered because the rest of Vaughn was pretty dilapidated.
After breakfast, we resumed our southwest heading as US-54 separated from the other two, which go God knows where.  Staring at more miles of nothing but ranchland, we calculated that it must take about 1,000 acres to support a single beef steer, judging by the number of cattle we encountered.  The wind presented a different challenge each time we changed direction.  When buffeting us from either side, I had to constantly steer into it to keep from being pushed into a ditch.  If driving directly into a headwind, I had to mash the accelerator to keep us moving forward.  Overdrive had evaporated as a concept.
Finally, we turned southeast (yet again) onto US-380 at Carrizozo and after a short stint began climbing onto the eastern slopes of the Sierra Blanca Mountains.  With our gain in elevation, we escaped the windstorm of the plains.  We proceeded a long a jumble of state highways until we arrived at the Pine Ridge RV Camp on the border of Ruidoso and Ruidoso Downs. 
These villages are quaint tourist traps feeding off of the skiers in winter and the pony players in the summer.  It is typical of such communities that the business district follows the windings of the river valley while residences choke the slopes surrounding it.  I am not complaining, but if you’ve been to a mountain resort, you’ve been to Ruidoso.  We chose to visit on the chance there might be some suitable real estate offerings on the outskirts, and because it is smack dab in the middle of Lincoln County.  Yippee, ti-iyay!  I’ll share more about that later.
We stumbled across the Hubbard Museum of Western History in Ruidoso Downs.  This was a fortuitous find as the curator, David Mandel, often appears as a commentator for historical documentaries on the History Channel.  Unfortunately, there exhibits are mostly means of conveyance, e.g. a Conestoga wagon, a mountain coach and a chuck wagon.  In all, I would say we saw about twenty wheeled vehicles of the western expansion era.  Fortunately, we arrived just as a tour was beginning and the guide, John, was very informative and entertaining.  I now know more than I ever thought there was to know about Conestoga Wagons.  Go ahead, ask me. I dare you.  They did have on display a Colt Single Action Army reputed to have belonged to Billy the Kid, but more about him in tomorrow’s adventure.
We dined at a nice little restaurant, the Casa Blanca, which serves traditional Mexican food.  That can be a rarity in a tourist area, as New Mexico is renowned for Southwest Cuisine.  Southwest Cuisine is good, but the subtle difference between that and Mexican is like the difference between a Chevrolet truck and a limousine.  Elegance is nice once in a while, but most of the times we just want to haul a load.  We ended with Sopapillas with honey; yummy.

There Is So Much History It Makes My Head Hurt


The next day found us exploring the historical haunts of Lincoln County.  I know you are wondering why that name feels so familiar.  I’ll get to that in just a few lines.  On the way down to Lincoln, we encountered the Maritime Memorial Cemetery.  As odd as that seems on its face, most of the graves were marked by plain white wooden crosses with no memoriam.  At the base of most of these crosses was a small (4”x 3”) concrete block with a number molded into it.  In addition, there are several graves with traditional headstones, including a veteran of the Spanish-American War, several WWI vets and sadly, a recently interred Navy CWO who was KIA in Iraq.  But the strangest graves are four set well apart from the rest.  The headstones commemorate these as graves of the crew of the German Luxury Liner Columbus.  The names were all German and dates of death were all in 1941 or 1942.  This was a mystery.
Leaving the graveyard, we continued on to Fort Stanton, which still stands.  This Army post was established in 1855 to protect settlers along the Rio Bonito Valley from the Mescalero Apaches.  It was manned by the 9th Cavalry and 124th Infantry regiments; two of the famed Buffalo Soldier units of the Indian Wars.  In a three year period, eleven troopers were awarded the Medal of Honor.  Kit Carson was in command when the Mescalero were subdued and forced to move from their traditional homeland to the reservation at Bosque Redondo.  I could go on and on about this little slice of history, but I don’t want you to get bored (but I do just love it so).



Fort Stanton was abandoned by the Army in 1896.  It was converted to a tuberculosis hospital for merchant seamen in 1899.  The cross marked graves are those of the victims of TB who perished while at Fort Stanton.   This explains the presence of a Maritime Memorial Cemetery when the nearest ocean in hundreds of miles away.



But there’s more!  In 1939, the Liner Columbus was en route the Caribbean when Germany invaded Poland.  The captain of the Columbus, as were all German commercial ships, was ordered to head to a neutral port to avoid capture by the British Navy.  The Columbus achieved the Mexican port of Vera Cruz an unloaded her passengers.  The Columbus then set out for Germany but was intercepted by the British after being shadowed by a U.S. warship.  The German captain scuttled his ship as ordered by the Reich and the captured crew was held at Fort Stanton, converted to an internment camp for just this purpose, for the duration of the war.  The German graves are those sailors who died during the internment.
When we arrived at Fort Stanton, which is still used as a medical facility by the State of New Mexico, we found that there was a small museum on the grounds.  But you guessed it, the list struck again and the Museum is only open on weekends. Will this curse ever be lifted?  

Smokey, You Say?

Leaving Fort Stanton crestfallen for having missed the museum, we proceeded into the Rio Bonito Valley to the town of Capitan.  It has one claim to fame.  It is the home, and burial site of Smokey the Bear.  In 1950, forest firefighters fighting the Capitan Gap (a nearby mountain feature) Fire encountered a black bear cub clinging to a tree and badly burned.  They treated the cub and after two failed attempts to release him to the wild, he was transferred to the National Zoo in Washington, D.C. where, originally named Hot Foot Teddy, he was renamed Smokey and became the icon of forest fire prevention.  He died in 1976 and was returned to Capitan where he is buried in Smokey Bear State Park.



There is a fancy museum that chronicles the life of Smokey and addresses wild fire prevention in more ways than you would care to know.  There is an adjoining garden that displays local fauna and walks you right by Smokey’s grave.  The reverence was overwhelming (sniff).

And Now, the Climax

You will forgive my exuberance over this next section, but Lincoln, New Mexico is the quintessential icon of American West violence; even more so than the Earps vs. the Clantons in Tombstone, Arizona.  The Lincoln County War of 1878 was, have no doubts, all about the money.  As you have often heard me pontificate, all wars are about economics.  This one of small scale proves the point.  I’ll try to keep this at a level suitable for the space I have.
An ex-Major of the Army, Lawrence Murphy ran the sutler’s store at Fort Stanton.  Seeing much larger opportunity, he opened a public store in Lincoln with partner James Dolan.  They had a stranglehold monopoly on the ranches in the area and were cleaning up.
Enter John Tunstall, a wealthy English immigrant with dreams of building a successful ranching operation.  He soon learned that the Murphy-Dolan operation controlled nearly everything in Lincoln County.  So Tunstall, along with an attorney, Alexander McSween and backed by rancher John Chisum (who was the 800 pound gorilla in central New Mexico, claiming ownership of about one million acres of grazing land-not to be confused with Chisholm of the Chisholm Trail… different man, different time) opened a rival store.
I will not burden you with a blow-by-blow account of events but violence ensued in which the two factions recruited armies of gunmen.  After many months of isolated murders perpetrated on members of each faction, an all-out, five-day shooting war finale brought the story to a conclusion.  In the end, Tunstall had been murdered by a Murphy posse and McSween was killed during an attempt to surrender after his store was set afire during the climactic shootout.  Murphy and Dolan eventually went bankrupt and the name most people remember from the whole episode is Billy the Kid.
Yup, this is where the Billy the Kid legend begins and ends.  I am not going to recount his short but infamous existence.  Some consider him a folk hero.  After reading much of the history of the west, I consider him a worthless piece of flesh that, although killed by Lincoln Sheriff Pat Garret at only twenty-one years of age, had lived many years too long.  Fortunately for you, the events of his death occurred in a part of New Mexico (the Maxwell Ranch at Fort Sumner) not visited on this trip so I will save the story for another day.  Suffice it to say, the lesson of that event was shoot first and ask, “¿quien es?” later.
But let me get you back to Lincoln.  In addition to its fame as the locale of the war, Billy the Kid escaped from custody there after being convicted of the murder of Sheriff Brady and sentenced to hang.  The county had just taken over the Dolan store for use as a courthouse and Sheriff’s office.  Permanent detention cells had not been constructed.  Billy was being held there with other prisoners.  Deputy U.S. Marshal Robert Olinger had taken the other prisoners to dine at the Wortley Hotel.  Lincoln County Deputy Sheriff James Bell was left to guard Billy.  Billy convinced Bell to take him to the outhouse.  When they were returning to the second floor where prisoners were held, Billy shot Bell (as to how Billy obtained a gun is much in question, but a report after the fact by Sheriff Pat Garret, who was out of town on other business at the time, states Billy ran from Bell into the courthouse armory and got hold of a gun, which he then used on Bell).  Olinger, hearing the shot, ran to the courthouse and spotted Billy in a second floor window, aiming Olinger’s own shotgun at Olinger, and was killed on the spot.  Billy then made good his escape and was free until tracked and killed by Garret.
Today, Lincoln is protected as a historic district.  Several buildings are open for tour including the original courthouse and a nifty new museum where I picked up the facts about the history of Fort Stanton and the Maritime Memorial Cemetery.  Inside the courthouse is a memorial to Lincoln County lawmen that have died in the line of duty including Brady, Bell and Olinger.  The spots outside the courthouse where Bell and Olinger died are commemorated by concrete slabs displaying their names.  If you are ever in central New Mexico, this is a must see.  But be warned, there are no amenities in Lincoln (because of the historic district status), all services; lodging, food, etc. must be obtained at Capitan while you visit Smokey (sniff).



New Mexico, Adios! 


Into the Desert


After the historical treasure trove of Lincoln County and the sheer beauty of Northeastern New Mexico, the surrender of elevation on the first leg of our return home leaves us somewhat nonplused.  We ate lunch in Carrizozo at a coffee shop converted into a Mexican Restaurant.  The carne asada was good, CD ordered a cheeseburger (in a Mexican Restaurant, Canadians, go figure) and the salsa was jalapeno powered.
We left Carrizozo via US-380 which took us across (well, it’s actually cut through) the Malpais Lava Flow.  This is noteworthy for three reasons; one is the size… it is forty-four miles long, five miles wide and seventy feet deep.  The second is its age, only 1,000 years old making it one of the youngest in North America.  And the third is simply, there is nothing else to see as you drive across this plain.  Legend has it the Indians of the area called it the Valley of Fire, which was probably a pretty accurate description considering that they would have been there to witness the flow.  There is a state park where the highway crosses the flow, not surprisingly named Valley of Fire State Park.



Other than the constant battle with the wind, which by now was getting a little nerve wracking, the drive west to I-25 then north to Albuquerque was unremarkable. Albuquerque is not an attractive city but it does offer one a glimpse recent American history by way of its miles-long section of old Route-66.  Except for the plentiful graffiti, you could imagine yourself in the 1950s.  It is an interesting mix of old motels and restaurants that try to retain the traditional look and the head shops, music stores and used clothing outlets that cater to the students attending NMU.  The campus lies right on the route and has become the dominant economic influence since I-40 has made it easy to bypass the city altogether.
One recommendation; if you ever find yourself in Albuquerque, look for Kelly’s bar and grill.  It is in the remains of a one-time Ford dealership.  It has ample patio dining (not advised for summer, mid-day use).  You’ll know it by the old-style Texaco sign out front with a “K” replacing the “T”.  If you are not old enough to remember what and old-time Texaco sign looks like, there are at least two Sonic Drive-Ins on the street, you’d be happier there.  Anyway, the appetizers were good and they serve root beer in a frosted mug without ice, the way God intended.
The next morning, we headed west on I-40 for Flagstaff.  The only noteworthy event was the stop in Holbrook, AZ (no relation) to get gas.  I don’t know what was more surprising; the $3.33 per gallon for diesel fuel (Cap’n Jack Sparrow got nothin’ on these pirates) or the fact that actress Danica McKellar was hanging out there.  If you don’t remember her, she was Winnie in the television show The Wonder Years.  I was really tempted to ask her what she was doing in Holbrook (it is a nothing little town) but I have always disdained people who bother celebrities in their private lives.  So, it will always remain a mystery.



From Flagstaff, we made a snail’s sprint home on Saturday and the wind pushed us around until we got over the Cajon Pass and into the San Gabriel Valley.  The final leg took us about eleven hours and by the time I got the Land  Cruiser unhooked and the truck backed into its space, I was spent; always a sign of a good trip.

Some Random Thoughts

Northern New Mexico is Obama country.  Obama bumper stickers are so prevalent that they will hold those cars together for generations… and then they’ll just end up in the front yards of the owners when they can’t get them to run anymore.  I don’t know where the used car lots get there inventory, because I don’t think anybody has ever traded in a car out here.  They probably ship them out from California after they can’t pass the smog test anymore.
New Mexico is a beautiful state and I love it.  But if you travel there, beware.  It is not a prosperous place and the smudges of poverty are everywhere.  If you stay in a resort town like Santa Fe, an artist’s colony like Taos or a ski area like Angel Fire, you will probably never notice.  But if you get out into the country side where people are dependent on a closed economic cycle, you will realize that we are not one society in this country.  We who are lucky enough to live in San Diego (other parts of metropolitan Southern California) have a much different existence than many of our fellow countrymen.
Travelling with the camper and Land Cruiser is slow and expensive.  Remember, I used to do road trips like this in a Corvette.  Don’t be fooled into believing that travelling by RV is cheaper because you don’t pay for motels.  With the unit price of fuel what it is and the amount you suck up in a mega-vehicle, it evens out pretty fast.
Cost aside, I will gladly say I made the right decision though.  Sitting outside in the evening in your Camping World fold-up recliner is far better than lying on a motel bed watching reruns.  And once you are set up in a campground, it’s easy to stay a while and visit the surrounding landscape.  Having a tow vehicle that is easy to get around it just ads to the fun.

And speaking of tow vehicles, the Land Cruiser was far and away the star of the show.  We didn’t land anywhere that somebody shared a story about the one they wished they’d hung onto or had bought when they had the chance; thank you Chris Parsons for showing me the light.

Finally

That’s it for this time.  I don’t know when the next trip will be.  But you can rest assured, I’ll be writing about it… whether you’re ready or not.


IT IS NOT A JEEP!

Wyoming 2008


…New Mexico, That Is!

            Well, it’s been quite a while since you’ve heard from me from the road.  It seems like forever since my last trip.  If you are new to this experience, here it is in a nutshell.  Every few days I have to download what I’ve experienced during my travels into written form and send it to someone.  It is your misfortune to be one of the recipients.  If you decide you’d rather not be on my distribution list, consult your internet provider about getting a new e-mail address and remember not to share it with me.
            This trip is different than the last in that I am travelling with my friend Frank and not Christiane.   Don’t be sad for her, she is having fun too.  She is in Quebec Province, Canada visiting her brother and his family.  It’s not my fault she was born into a family that lives in the great white north… du-whu-du-du---du-whu-du-duu! (If you don’t get the reference, watch old Saturday Night Live reruns).
            As have been all my travels with Frank, this is a three-pronged attack to seek out aircraft museums, Mexican food and western historical sites.  We may throw some other stuff in there as well… we are very spontaneous.
            This venture’s ultimate destination is the Western History Museum complex in Cody, Wyoming.  Yes, that’s right, Cody, Wyoming… a far piece by any measure.  You will hopefully understand why when I describe what we see there.  I’m not sure how long it will take to get there or when I will be back but Frank’s wife, Michele, has Michael Buble concert tickets for May 2 so we are to be home no later than May 1.  Frank is praying for severe snow storms, keeping us in Wyoming until June.
            We have been planning this trip since last fall and I, being the old Boy Scout, dutifully followed the weather over our planned route.  I think it has snowed every day since Christmas in Cody.  As it looks like that pattern could continue, we decided to take the southerly route along I-40 out to Albuquerque and make the requisite left turn taking us north on I-25 through New Mexico, Colorado and into Wyoming on the east side of the Rocky Mountains.  This should protect us from mid-Spring snow storms as much as possible.
On The Road (Again)
            We left San Diego Monday morning, April 14 and achieved Flagstaff by early evening.  Everybody has been to Flagstaff (or will be in the future… you just can’t go anywhere in the west without travelling through Flagstaff… and if you have, you did it wrong… read a book about Route 66).  Suffice it to say, we ate at the Galaxy Diner and then carried our distended stomachs back to the motel.  Next time you are in Flagstaff, eat at the Galaxy Diner on Old Route 66.  You can thank me later.  The next day, we motored on to Las Vegas, New Mexico, taking the opportunity in Albuquerque to cruise Route 66 before taking Bugs’ advice and making the left turn north on I-25.

Isn’t Las Vegas in Nevada?

            Well, there is one in Nevada, but it does not achieve any historical prominence until the middle of the Twentieth century.  Who cares?  The first Las Vegas was (is) in New Mexico.  Las Vegas (The Meadows?) was established in 1830 by a group of Spanish settlers who had received a Mexican land grant.  In 1846, General Stephen Kearny (yup, that’s right, the guy they named “Kearny Mesa” after) “liberated” the good citizens of Las Vegas from onerous Mexican rule.  In due course, New Mexico Territory was ceded to the U.S. as a result of the Mexican-American War and the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo (1848).  I will not make any comments on the imperial aggressions of the Nineteenth century U.S. government, but I am glad I had the American Southwest to grow up in, if you know what I mean.
            The city is located on the Santa Fe Trail (look it up, I’m old and have only so many keystrokes left) which made it one of the most important points of commerce in the early American west.  In 1880, the Santa Fe Railroad made it to Las Vegas en route Santa Fe (Did they know the way to Santa Fe?  Ask me sometime about Lamy, New Mexico.)  While the arrival of the railroad spelled the demise for the Santa Fe Trail, it was a boon for Las Vegas.  Between the Trail and the Train, just about everybody who was anybody in the tale of the American West travelled through here.  History oozes out of every crack in the sidewalk.

            This is my third trip through here but I will concentrate on just what Frank and I have seen and done.  The most recent honor bestowed Las Vegas was the filming of numerous scenes for the academy award winning movie, “No Country for Old Men”.  When we arrived in town Tuesday evening, cruising for a motel, we were confronted with the sight of the motel in which Llewellyn first hides his ill gotten cash.  It is the Regal Motel on Grand Ave. and the sight of it gave us chills.  If you haven’t seen the movie, there is no way you can understand.  If you have, you are probably huddled in a corner right now, rocking back and forth and murmuring, “Please don’t hurt me. Please!”  See this movie.  If you own a gun, keep in on your lap.  It will be a false sense of security but it will help.  If you don’t own a gun, you will buy one soon to make the nightmares go away.  The director must have altered the motel’s sign for the movie because the top half is a New Mexico flag… and as the movie was set in Texas, that just wouldn’t do.  We kept our eyes open but didn’t find any other obvious shoot locations… we probably slept better for it anyway.  That night we followed the advice of our hotel clerk and ate at Raphael’s.  Now I am no slouch when it comes to eating Mexican food but this stuff had sweat beading up on my forehead and snot running out of my nose.  I love red chili.  The posole was killer but Frank was too much of a weenie to finish his… so I ate it.  Mmmm!  Posole!
            The next day, we made our way north about thirty miles to Fort Union National Historic Park.  There is a decent interpretive center and fascinating ruins to see.  Fort Union is remarkable as the largest military outpost of the old west.  It sits on the Santa Fe Trail at the junctions of the Mountain and Cimarron cutoffs.  There were actually three iterations of the fort over its forty year history.  In addition to being the largest fort, it was also the logistics supply depot for all other area military outposts and boasted the largest hospital of the area at that time.  If you are a student of history, it is a must see.  Be prepared, it is always windy there as it sits on the cusp of the eastern boundary of the Sangre de Cristo Mountains and the Great Plains.
            And now for those of you who complained about the lack of pictures in my last journal, you asked for it.   Pictured below is of the Officers’ Quarters.  The construction was of adobe, so the weather has taken its toll since the fort was abandoned in the 1890s.  The chimneys, however, are cinder bricks and have stood up very well against the elements.  The foundations, which look to be made of limestone, have also remained in excellent condition. 

 

            The next image is of the Prison Blockhouse.  As adobe is very weak, the cell walls of the blockhouse were made of the same material as the foundation and have weathered time with no discernable erosion.  You can see the little bit of adobe outer wall of the building that has survived the ravages of the constant wind and other elements at the extreme right of the picture.

            This picture (below) shows one of the storehouses and the difference between the lighter foundation material of the basement and the red adobe walls.  I am not sure why the warehouse walls have survived so much better than the any of the other buildings of the fort.



The final picture from Fort Union is ruins of the Officers’ Quarters with the Sangre de Cristo Mountains in the background.  If this doesn’t make your travelling juices flow, well you’re just not the New Mexico type.



            After braving the wind for about an hour or so, we retired to the visitors’ center where we swapped lies with the ranger on duty and I bought about eighty dollars worth of history books.  I am a sucker for this part of the world.
            We returned to Las Vegas to visit the Rough Riders Museum on Grand Avenue.  There are a few Spanish-American War artifacts associated with the American Volunteer Group (AVG), the official title of Teddy Roosevelt’s Rough Riders, and some artifacts from the Santa Fe Trail.  It is free and worth a visit for western history buffs but only takes about half an hour.  Next, we set out to find Montezuma’s Castle.  No, not the fabled burial place of his treasure of gold, but a hotel built by the Santa Fe railroad (AT&SF) to exploit some natural hot springs about five miles west of Las Vegas known as Montezuma’s Hot Springs.  Legend has it that Montezuma used to travel here to take a soak.  It’s a long way from Mexico City for a bath.

            It was very common for railroads, especially the AT&SF to build tourist attractions along their routes for the purpose of boosting passenger business.  Probably the most famous is the El Tovar Hotel at the Grand Canyon.  Yup, it was built by capitalists, not the government.  Once these resort destinations were built, they were run by the Fred Harvey Company.  “Why is Dale so familiar with this piece of trifling history?” you ask.  My grandmother was a Harvey Girl.  If that means nothing to you, look it up.
            But I digress, Montezuma’s Castle was built, then burned down… built again… burned down again and finally rebuilt out of red rock only to be a financial failure.  It seems that Las Vegas was a bit too far for anybody just to come and take a bath.  The hotel building passed from owner to owner until it was purchased by Armand Hammer for renovation and conversion to be used for his “United World College”.  It is really a prep school for young persons preparing to enter international business schools.  Armand Hammer is a “one-worlder” who believes that all borders should be erased, just like George Soros.  I guess once you possess all the wealth of a mid-sized nation, you don’t see the need for such an archaic notion as national sovereignty.  They are wrong, resist communism.  But I digress, below is a picture of the castle from as close as you can get.  Communists are very secretive.



Notice the soccer field in the foreground.  It is just one of three.  Is there a football field, or a baseball diamond?  No, but you can play soccer all you want.  Communists!
            Back in town, we went to check out the old Plaza.  Like most Southwest cities whose origins were Spanish, Las Vegas was built around a central plaza.  Although many of the buildings are vacant, there is still a sense of the town it used to be.  Of those still operating, the Plaza Hotel is the flagship.  It is still a working hotel doing a thriving tourist business.



            By contrast, in the “new” part of town, the AT&SF built the La Castaneda Hotel next to the railroad tracks.  It is one of a series of hotels built along the Santa Fe Route and operated by Fred Harvey for the convenience of the wealthier passenger trade.  They all tend to be monuments to the age of excess before the Great Depression.  But alas, with the decline of rail travel after the Second World War, most of them have closed, or even worse, been demolished.  While El Castaneda is mostly vacant today, there is still a lonely bar serving drinks to locals on the south side.  We found it by accident and spent about twenty minutes talking to the bartender.  She didn’t have any customers anyway.  Hopefully, the citizens of Las Vegas will find a way to restore it to its former glory as they have the Santa Fe passenger terminal next door.



That’s about all from Las Vegas.  I’ll get back to you as we make our way north.

If This is Wednesday, It Must Be Wyoming          


On Wednesday morning I woke up to find it snowing in Las Vegas, New Mexico.  Now unlike some California weenies, I don’t mind snow… as long as I can watch it through a plate glass window while sipping Kahlua spiked hot chocolate next to a roaring fire.  As it was, I had no window, chocolate or fire so we were left with my general distaste for snow.  We braved the wind driven snow, loaded up the truck and hit I-25 north on our way to Cheyenne, Wyoming.
              In the interest of fairness, the weather wasn’t really that bad.  The temperature was only in the mid-thirties, the snow was light and not sticking to the pavement and the wind was a non-factor for driving… as of now… stay tuned.

The prairie is a pretty bleak place.  If you have never been there, it is best described as miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles.  Some will tell you that it is beautiful in its stark nature.  Those are the same people who buy Jackson Pollok paintings… they’re being different just to be different.  A dusting of snow gives it a whole different feel, however.


The sky meets the plains with a nebulous uncertainty in the distance.  If Jackson Pollok paintings could evoke the abstract sense of wonder about what lies over the horizon as a snow storm does, I’d buy one of his paintings.  Yeah, right!



The storm petered out as we drove further north and it was interesting how all of a sudden, almost as an arbitrary line was drawn by some unseen hand, the white ends and the gold of the prairie reappears.



The Test You Have to Pass to Enter Colorado

            As we approach the Colorado border, we pass through the town of Raton and begin a climb out of the prairie onto Bartlett Mesa.  The highway ascends through Railroad Canyon, so named because the Denver & Rio Grande RR also crosses the heights here, to Raton Pass.  Interestingly enough, the summit of the pass sits exactly on the New Mexico, Colorado border at an altitude of about 7,200 feet.  As with most mountain passes, this one is somewhat curvy.   And guess what, it’s snowing again.  No, not the wimpy New Mexico, wouldn’t stick to anything even with glue kind of snow.  Yup, this is real Colorado, call out the snowplow snow, piling up just where I want to drive.  You must remember I am a son of California and have driven in snow just a handful of times.  And I hate it today just as much as the first time I did it.  Cars with Colorado license plates go whizzing by like it’s a bright sunny day, drivers staring at the cowards from out of state.  Amidst all of this I am still able to devote enough attention to our surroundings to realize this is all very scenic.  I’d like to share a picture but Frank, gripping the sissy bar and muttering something about striking a bargain with God, was too busy to operate the camera.  But, as seems to always be the case, we made it down the mountain in one piece.

            The first principal city in southern Colorado is Pueblo.  Its name demonstrates the close cultural ties with New Mexico that make the southern part of the state different from what you expect.  This is a good thing for the wandering gourmets because we found a Mexican restaurant for lunch named Mama’s Cocina.
            I had carne asada burritos (instead of one big one, they give you three small ones) smothered in red chili.  Have I mentioned that I love red chili? They were good, made me sweat.  I think it is important to note, that outside of Southern California, carne asada is not often on the menu.  And at Mama’s, it was very different than what we normally encounter.  This was shredded beef rather that marinated steak strips.  It was not what I expected but it was good.  The flavor is so influenced by the red chili that I’m not sure how it would compare without it.  Frank, being the free spirit that he is, had the carne asada burritos with green chili.  He did not look like he was as happy as I.
            We stumbled onto Mama’s while searching for an air museum that had posted a sign on the freeway.  It took a little doing but we found it in spite of the road improvement going on around the airport where it resides.  And just in the nick of time, too.  The red chili was doing its magic and I was in danger of blowing a gasket.  One thing I can definitely say about this air museum, it has a nice men’s room.
            The Pueblo-Weisbrod Air Museum is located at Pueblo Memorial Airport which was Pueblo Army Air Base during WWII.  The mission of the base was final training for newly assembled B-24 crews before their deployment to combat squadrons in the various theatres of operations.  An interesting San Diego connection; many of the B-24s were built at the Consolidated Aircraft plant that sits along Pacific Coast Highway downtown and is now used by the Navy for its SPAWARS program.  Oddly enough, although much of the museums non-aircraft displays are devoted to the base’s history and the B-24, they do not own one.  They do have a great collection of aircraft however, including a B-29 (rare), a F-104 Starfighter, and a US Navy P-2V anti-submarine patrol bomber.  The latter being significant because Frank’s dad, Frank Sr., served as an aviation ordinance crewman aboard such a plane during his Navy service.  If you are fan of planes or WWII history, this is a worthwhile visit.  The docents were very generous with the amount of time they spent with us.  They have a website at http://www.pwam.org/museums.html.
            From Pueblo, we pretty much just jetted up I-25 through Colorado Springs, then Denver and north to the plains and into Wyoming.  The route is very scenic as the view to the west is of the Rocky Mountains.  But aside from the view, the feel is very metro-suburban for most of the way and if you didn’t have the mountains as a point of reference you would feel like you were in Southern California.   I’ll leave you at the border of Wyoming then because I want you to be well rested for the next leg of the trip.  But I will leave you with this teaser.



…Wyoming?

            Wyoming (why-oh-ming) – The origin of the word Wyoming is still debated.  Some academics attribute the name to the Goose-bump branch of the Shivering tribe roughly translated as, “Does this wind ever stop?”  However, the old timers believe it was first used by the Bunion clan of the Sore-foots and means roughly, “Walk and walk but the mountains never get closer”.  Whichever is correct, both are fairly apt descriptions of the least populous state in the Union. 

            Our first stop was in Cheyenne, which is both the state capital and the most populous city.  They have done a good job of maintaining the early western feel of the town.  Maybe they just can’t afford to renovate anything.  I don’t know but it sure feels like you’ve taken a step back in time.  It was Thursday and I don’t think that was of any great importance.  It would have been windy no matter what day, week, month or year it happened to be.  The only time it is not windy is when you are somewhere else.
            We had dinner at a place called Stafford’s, which is like the progeny of a union between Applebee’s and T.G.I. Friday’s if they were brother and sister.   You know all that knickknack stuff they put all over the walls to make you think you’re going to have fun but it’s really there just to distract you from the bland menu offerings?  Well Stafford’s has so much of that stuff that I’m not sure they even have interior walls.  They just slapped all the crap on the structural members to avoid paying the high cost of drywall.  And guess what else.  It was an ineffective way to distract us from the blandness of the menu offerings.
            The next morning we looked around town a bit and found the old Union Pacific passenger terminal.  It has been refurbished and houses a very impressive Union Pacific Railroad museum.  Cheyenne, as it turns out, is a very important freight handling center for the UP.  Rather than being the run of the mill general railroad history theme, their thrust is the marriage between Cheyenne and the Union Pacific.  It is well done and has several interactive exhibits that I couldn’t pry Frank away from.  I mean, how many times does he have to click the working telegraph model?  One of the aspects of the museum I really enjoyed was the illustration of the change from steam to diesel locomotion.
            While I was in the museum, some crusty old Australian guy attached himself to me like a limpet and wouldn’t let go.  I think he was a retired railway worker making his way around the U.S. touring railroad museums with his crippled old mum.  But I’m not sure because his accent was so bad the only word I could identify with any certainty was “fuckin’”.  It was the only adjective he used.  One thing he made very clear was that he thought, “Dut fuckin Border Patrol is fuckin’ useless!” He thought it was pretty stupid to “catchum on Mundey, send ‘um back on Tewdey, and catchum ageen on Weendey.” He asked me what I did and we had a short discussion on homebuilding.  Anyway, I was talking about home building.  I’m not sure what he was talking about.  But it was “fuckin great!”  I never did get his name.  He told me enough times, I just couldn’t make it out.  Oh well, I hope he has a nice trip.
            I finally was able to get away from him and found Frank hiding behind this display of a hand carved model of a Union Pacific “Big Boy’ locomotive.  The model is about eight feet long and pretty accurately represents the real thing.  “How would you know?” you ask.  Well just go on down to the next page.



This is the real thing on display at Holliday Park in Cheyenne.  The “Big Boy”, with some qualifications that I won’t go into here, is the largest steam locomotive ever built.  They were used exclusively by Union Pacific and only to haul freight across the Rocky Mountains between Cheyenne and Ogden, Utah.  Of twenty-five built, just eight survive.  The beast weighs 1.6 million pounds.  Early models, such as Cheyenne’s 4004, logged over a million miles during their service lives.  That “little” boy looking at the locomotive with awe is Frank.  Whoo-woo!



Boots and Saddles

We left Cheyenne and set out for Fort Laramie.  I won’t go into the nuances of the name but it is important to know that Laramie and Fort Laramie are not in close proximity to each other.  Fort Laramie is on the way from Cheyenne to Casper.  It is located on the California-Oregon Trail at the confluence of the North Platte and Laramie rivers.  It began as a private enterprise fur trading post and was eventually acquired by the U.S. Army for protection of the Oregon Trail.  It was one of the more important army installations during the Plains Wars with the various Indian tribes.  It is in remarkably good condition due to restoration efforts and the practice of local civilians to make use of some of the buildings after the fort was abandoned by the Army in the 1890s.  This is a National Historic Park so interpretive displays abound.



            This is one of the enlisted men’s barracks for the cavalry troops.  The inside has been redone and filled with the furnishings and equipment of the time.   The effort to detail is amazing.




            The officers’ lives were somewhat different and their quarters reflected the privileges they enjoyed.




There were the requisite parade ground and guard house.




            And two constants; the wind never stops blowing and Frank has to play with his big gun.




            We spent so much time at Fort Laramie that we decided to add another day to our trip with an overnight stop in Casper so we could visit Fort Caspar.  No, there is no spelling error.  Fort Caspar is named after Army Lieutenant Caspar Collins who was killed in an area skirmish with Indians.  The Army used his first name because Fort Collins (Colorado) had been previously named for his father, an Army general.  The area is generally uninteresting and the fort is maintained by the City of Casper.  No one knows when, or by whom, but the documents incorporating the city contained this erroneous spelling of poor Lt. Collins’ name and the confusing difference will remain part of the lore through eternity… or until the wind stops blowing, whichever comes first.
            We started the next day with a visit to Fort Caspar.  The fort is small and of the stockade type.  It is not very picturesque so I have included no pictures.  There is a nice interpretive center with excellent displays about the fort and the general history of this part of Wyoming.  Stop in if you get into this area.

Buffalo Bill Lived Here

            After Fort Laramie, we pushed on toward our ultimate goal; Cody, Wyoming.  To this point, I had learned one thing about the Great State of Wyoming.  It is Plains.  You cross what seems like endless miles in pursuit of a faint mountain range on the horizon.  Just when you think you can make out some detail, the highway changes directions and you are chasing another unidentified range at an even greater distance.


            Finally we made it to Cody.  It is, of course, named for the famous frontiersman and showman, William F. Cody; better known as Buffalo Bill.  I will not strain your patience with his quite extensive personal history.  But if you don’t know who he is or why he is famous, all I can say is read a book.  Any book about comprehensive western history will do.  What makes the town of Cody an attraction, other than its proximity to Yellowstone National Park, is the William F. Cody Museums of the West.  There are five museums in one complex including (you knew this was coming, didn’t you) the largest collection of firearms in the world!  Now I don’t particularly like snapshots of museum displays as they don’t really do the subject justice.  So I include only one picture of the museum as a tease and tell you that this is only one small section.  It took us two seven hour days to see the whole thing!


              The brass sculpture is a one-tenth scale model of a cavalry charge statue at the Capitol building in Washington, D.C.  Behind it are several displays devoted to military arms of U.S. History.   If you are ever in the Yellowstone area, make the fifty mile drive from the east gate to Cody to visit the museums and the town. 
            Cody is a charming town with charming people.  Of all of the towns we have been to on this (and maybe all of our previous) trips, I think Cody has been the friendliest.  Interestingly enough, almost nobody we talked to was a native.  They had all come from somewhere else.  And there only complaint was, you guessed it, the wind.
            The town is targeted for the tourist trade coming out of Yellowstone so there are lots of motels, restaurants and gift shops.  But they have not suffered (yet!) from Californication.  The town still feels like a small bit of the West making its living from ranching.  If it weren’t for the wind, I could probably live here.  Warning, they have a late spring.  It snowed two of the three days we were there and the temperature could get into the twenties.  But it was colder when the sun was shining and the wind was blowing, even if the thermometer said it was warmer.
            Monday evening, before sunset, we drove the highway towards Yellowstone.  We could not get into the park as the east gate does not open until sometime in May, depending on the year’s snowfall.  We gained considerable elevation, got into some very pretty country and saw a greater concentration of wildlife than I have experienced anywhere else in my travels.



            This is Buffalo Bill reservior just west of Cody on the Shoeshone River.  Note the clouds and the fading sunlight.  As we climbed on the approach to Yellowstone, it began to snow.  Snow is fate’s way as getting even with Californians.
            Just a few miles up from Cody is Wapiti.  Frank worked with a woman who had grown up in the area, her father being in the ranching game.  It hasn’t grown much.  She told us to be on the lookout for the one-room school house she attended.  It’s still in use.



            The farther we went, the more wildlife we encountered.  Much of it was too far off the road to photograph.  As you can see, game coloration makes it hard to see the critters against the background.  That’s why they come out to feed in the evening.  We saw mostly mule deer and Elk.  But the most interesting was the Mountain Sheep.   People in California put great effort into photographing these sheep, I slowed down the truck and rolled down the window.





            This final shot is the mountain that seperates the reservior from Cody.  If you look closely, you can see the street lights and tunnel entrance about half-way up the face.  The tunnel is about a half-mile long.  Frank pouts if I don’t honk the horn when we go through a tunnel.



The Big Titties
            Because of the time of year, we could not cross Yellowstone National Park to get from Cody to out next destination which was Jackson, Wyoming.  The east gate was scheduled to open May 2.  As a result we had to backtrack to the southwest along State route 120 and US-20 through Thermopolis and Shoshoni (I know, the spelling seems to be wrong, but that’s the way they spell it… maybe we can blame the same guy responsible for the great Fort Caspar/Casper City debacle).  This cost us over 130 miles or two hours and forty-nine minutes by comparison.  Thank goodness diesel is only going for $4.29 a gallon up here!
            On the other hand, we did get to retrace our way through a feature named Wind River Canyon.  Both the highway and a railroad line wind their way along the Wind River.  The cut exposes billions of years of geology and the State of Wyoming has labeled them with informational highway signs that give both the type of rock, the age and the geologic period.  It is very interesting although not very informative to the non-geologist who doesn’t know his Jurassic from his Permian.  Another interesting phenomenon is that as you descend northeast to southwest; the river cuts the opposite direction and gives the illusion of flowing uphill.  I cannot explain it.  It just makes my head hurt trying to accept that it is happening.



            Once we hit the bottom of the big “V”, as I like to call it, at Shoshoni, we shifted our course to a northwesterly direction and began a gradual climb out of the prairie into the Wind River Range of the Rocky Mountains.  This is where John C. Fremont, the great surveyor, and Kit Carson the scout, attempted to find a trans-continental winter railroad route with near disastrous results.  If you are interested in western history, I recommend you read about both Fremont and Carson.  Both figure into San Diego history during the war with Mexico in 1846.
            The Wind River Mountains are huge and, while not the highest pass I’ve ever crossed, it is certainly one of the most picturesque.  While there was fresh, very deep snow (Remember the snow storms I reported on in Cody… well this is from whence they came), the weather was good and the roads were clean and dry.  But at this altitude, the temperature was just about freezing.



These mountains are a classic representation of the Rockies and don’t yet seem to be infested with the yuppie vermin that have ruined the western slope of the Colorado Rockies ala Vail and Aspen (sorry Cindy, but you have to admit that they have trashed a once beautiful piece of nature).  Maybe it’s because the population of all of Wyoming is probably less than that of the metro Denver area… and there is no Boulder.



Note the bottom number of on the GPS display… that’s the elevation!
            After loitering in the rarified air above 9,000 feet for a while you begin to switchback down the western slope of the range into the Snake River Valley, otherwise known as Jackson Hole.  I imagine that if the weather had been better, I would still be there staring at the unbelievable panorama of the Grand Tetons.  When the French trappers first descended into this depression and saw the mountains they named them Les Trios Tetons for the three principal peaks.  It translates into “The Three Tits”.   You gotta love those French guys.  Luckily for those of us whose emotional development was arrested in junior high, the early American mapmakers retained the same general meaning when assigning the name “Grand Tetons”.  Maybe they didn’t know what it meant… or maybe they just giggled and moved on.




            Once out of the Wind Rivers, the highway runs south along the Snake River and the Teton Range until you get to Jackson (that’s the cities’ full name, Jackson Hole is the name of the geologic feature that makes up the river valley.   I will expand on Jackson in the next chapter.

Jackson’s Hole

            After the spectacular beauty we encountered on the trip from Cody to Jackson Hole, the town of Jackson is, well, a disappointment.  It has been yuppie-fide to the point of Nausea.  You have seen a picture of Jackson.  It is one of the four arches made of stacked elk antlers that serve as gateways to the central park.  That’s the only picture of the town you’ve seen because there is nothing else in the town worth photographing.   That is unless you are an insurance claims adjustor and it’s your job to record the images of someone else’s tragedy.  I did not take any pictures of Jackson.
            We decided to stay in Jackson for two days so we could go back out to Grand Teton National Park and spend some quality time with nature.  We found the Days Inn and met Claudia the friendly desk clerk.  Her pronounced accent prompted me to inquire as to her country of origin.  It turned out to be Rumania; more about that later.  As it turned out, the Days Inn had a party of some kids doing something coming in later and all of their doubles had been booked.  So we went to the Super 8 Motel and got a room there.  The only restaurant we could find that looked at all interesting was a bar-b-que joint named Bubba’s.  Now as it turns out, we had eaten at the Bubba’s in Cody.  The food was good and the servers were very friendly, just like everyone else in Cody.  The food was about the same in Jackson, but the servers were very unfriendly, just like everyone else in Jackson.
            The next morning we drove out to the visitors’ center of the National Park and found that a front had moved in and the whole range was shrouded in clouds.  It turned out to be a good thing that I had taken pictures the day before.  I was hoping for a blue sky though as it would have made for much better contrast than the ones I had already taken.
            Did I mention that it was cold in Jackson?  It was cold in Jackson.  So we decided to drive across the Teton Pass into Idaho.  It is a typical mountain pass that reaches about 8,800 feet.  It was snowing but we made it over without trouble.  The first town you encounter in Idaho is Victor.  It turns out that Victor is a bedroom community for Jackson.  People in Jackson must be pretty desperate for a place to live if they are willing to drive the twenty miles and 3,000 feet up and down to get to work every day.  We did not find a lunch place in Victor.
            Just up the road, however, is a little town named Driggs.  No, I don’t know.  But as we drove the length of the town, we saw a sign for the “War Birds” café at the airport.  Now this airport is totally out of proportion with the town.  There are dozens of hangers for executive sized jets.  We learned later that Driggs (no, this is not a joke) has become the prestige address for winter vacation homes for the rich and famous.  Honest.  I wouldn’t joke about rich people.  Celebrities that have winter homes in Vail aspire to have an address in Driggs.  Go figure.
            Anyway, when we finally found the café, it turns out it is closed from April 14 to May 2 for “mud season”.  I don’t know what mud season is.  And I wasn’t going to ask anyone for fear of being ridiculed as a small town rube from Victor.  Actually, I’m not sure I want to know what mud season is.  We headed back into Driggs proper and found a little pizza place.  In the doorway was a hand lettered sign that said, “No Dine-in Service on Wednesday, Take-out Only”.  Hanging on the wall inside was a Rotary Club banner and a stuffy looking guy with a briefcase walked passed us into the restaurant without giving the sign a second look.   Using my superior deductive reasoning, I identified him as a Rotarian arriving to attend the Wednesday weekly Rotary Club meeting.  We found a very nice Irish Sports Bar and dined with the rest of the population of Driggs.  Some of the patrons looked as if they would really rather have pizza.
            We went back over the pass to Jackson.  It was snowing.  Later that day, I treated Frank to dinner as it was his birthday.  He wanted Chinese Buffet, and as it was his birthday, I acquiesced.  It seems that just a month ago I attended a birthday dinner for Frank’s father, Frank, Sr.  As I recall, it was at a Chinese Buffet.  The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.  The next morning, we awoke a bit late and missed the motel’s continental breakfast.  As a result, we decided to breakfast at Village Inn on the way out of town.  Our server, Tatiana, had a rather pronounced accent, so I asked her where she was from.  It turned out to be Rumania.  Seems there is an exchange program whereby Rumanian students come to America for a year to work.  Tatiana knew Claudia.  Either her English wasn’t strong enough to answer my questions about why anyone would pick Jackson out of the whole of America to spend their exchange time, or she just pretended and blew me off.  I’ve been blown off before and this seemed very familiar.
            Well, we were still a week away from our drop-dead return date and had seen everything we were scheduled to see.  Frank had mentioned that there was a museum dedicated to Elmer Keith in Boise, Idaho.  So off we went.  Oh, I’ll tell you who Elmer Keith is when I write about our trip to Boise.
            Oh yeah, the weather was so bad or the town was so uninteresting, I took no pictures.  It’s amazing how much faster these files download with no pictures, isn’t it.  Now, all those who complained about my last trip’s journals not containing pictures raise your hands.  Uh-hum, I thought so.

Boise, Elmer and Submarines

            The trip from Jackson to Boise is 344 miles and over seven hours long.  It was mostly prairie and high desert.  I’m not sure when we crossed from Wyoming to Idaho.  There were farms and ranches and nothing.  It snowed.  It snowed a lot.  There were times when we couldn’t see two hundred yards down the road.  But as we left the farm country of Eastern Idaho, the weather broke and the views lightened.
            As we approached the town of Arco, deep in the high desert of Idaho, we passed a complex of government installations with clusters of buildings well off of the highway and small signs identifying them as part of the INEEL.  From time to time, we would come upon a huge parking lot filled with dozens of cars and no apparent reason for it.  By the time we got to Arco, it was time to use the bathroom so we pulled into the Shell station at the edge of town.  As we left, entering the center of town, we encountered a strange sight that took a few seconds to register.
Right in the heart of Arco (pop. 100?) is the conning tower (or more correctly, sail) of a nuclear submarine with the hull number “666” painted on the side.  Well, we just had to stop and see what this was all about.



            “What”, you ask, “is a nuclear submarine doing is the middle of the Idaho desert?”  Well, it turns out that the INEEL is the Idaho National Engineering and Environmental Laboratory which was started as the Idaho National Engineering Laboratory sometime in the 1950s.  It is somewhat amusing how after the 1970s, the word “environmental” was added to the title of every government facility involved in the development of nuclear technology for the military.  Anyway, it turns out this facility was responsible for development of nuclear reactors to be used in our fleet of cold-war submarines.  So, after the cold war was won, the Navy and Idaho, with the help of Senator Larry Craig (that’s right, the old toe tapper himself) secured the sail of the USS Hawkbill, SSN 666, when it was decommissioned and had it transported to Arco, Idaho as a monument to this areas contribution to national security.  There are also some other mementos to the US Navy’s “Silent Service” at the sight.  As a side note, in 1955, Arco became the first city (?) in the world to have atomic powered electricity.  Albeit just a test, the distant laboratory generated two kilowatts of electricity for two hours using a “boiling water reactor” and fed it into the grid that provided electricity to Arco.   Thus, the Navy’s nuclear program was born.
            Proceeding onward, and not too far from Arco, we encountered Craters of the Moon National Monument.  This is a lava field like you have never seen before.  Apparently, this is lava from the volcano that sits underneath Yellowstone National Park.  If you don’t know about the volcano, just the biggest in the whole wide world, you should look it up.  …‘Cause one of these days, Alice; pow, zoom, right to the moon!
            But I digress.  The hot spot under Yellowstone erupts cataclysmically every so many millions of years and creates quite a mess.  Yes, we are overdue.  But as the earth’s crust was moved along by tectonic activity, these lava fields were moved west with it.  They continue to be active, giving up new lava every few thousand years even though they are not still over the main caldera.  Yes, we are overdue.  It is an eerie looking landscape of pure jet black pumice frozen in time in all manner of shapes.  The scene we witnessed was even more dramatic with the contrast of the new fallen snow.
            I asked the ranger there about the INEEL and apparently they employ between seven and ten thousand people being the largest employer in central Idaho.  The cars we saw parked in the lots off the highway belong to employees who are bussed into the facility from various collection points.  I guess it cuts down on the theft of nuclear material if you have to sneak it out in your underwear.

            Unfortunately, because of the snow, we couldn’t take advantage of the loop drive through the park.

 

            The remainder of the trip to Boise was long, flat high desert.  If you’ve seen one steppe, you’ve seen them all so I won’t take up space with pictures.  But it is a long way across Idaho and a trip you have to want to make.
            We found the Elmer Keith museum tucked away in a corner inside the Cabela’s store in Boise. It was just like being in Disneyland.  But instead of Mr. Lincoln, there was an animatronic figure of Elmer Keith sitting at a desk in a replica of his home office telling stories of his life.  “And why are the stories of his life worth a museum?” you ask.  It’s because Elmer Keith is a noted hunter, outdoorsman, shooter and gun writer.  Aside from his magazine writings, he wrote the book on high-power handgun loads being primarily responsible for the development of the .44 magnum cartridge and revolver.  For serious shooters, he is an icon and the display of his guns and trophies a shrine. The whole experience took about fifteen minutes, not counting the time it took us to find our way out of Cabela’s.  Boy, are their stores big!
            Now I refer you back to the beginning of this chapter; 344 miles and seven hours; if it hadn’t been for that submarine in the desert…

Home Again, Home Again, Jiggity-Jig

            Having made it to Boise, we decided we were just about at our diverse culture limit and decided to make the sprint for home.  When you are in Boise, that sprint takes three days.  We chose a route that would keep us off of the interstates as much as possible and out of the big towns.  Essentially, we headed west on I-84 and then turned south on Wyoming-155 until we hit US-95.  This took us through the eastern part of Oregon and along the loneliest road I have ever driven.  It is even more sparsely populated than US-50 across Utah, which is touted as the “Loneliest Highway in America” (you may remember my description from last year’s Colorado trip).

            While US-50 runs through a barren desert basin, at least it offers interesting geology.  US-95, by contrast makes its way across a featureless high-altitude prairie with snow covered mountains in the distance.


            Frank got so excited when he saw another car on the road; he had to take a picture.  After our experiences in Wyoming, the snow covered mountains in the distance made us a little nervous about crossing another mountain pass.  Although this highway presented the longest straight-aways I have ever driven, each time we got anywhere close to a mountain, the road would curve ever so slightly to point us through a wide gap between sub-ranges.

            By the time we hit Burns Junction, it was time to pee.  The only structures there were an Oregon State Weigh Station and a run-down service station/restaurant.  It was pink.  The gas pumps all had hand-lettered cardboard signs duct taped to them announcing they were temporarily out of gas.  A sign on the door warned that the restrooms were for customers only.  When we entered, we were greeted by an elderly woman who may have been a descendant of Jabba the Hut.  I took the offensive, “What do we have to buy to get to use the restrooms?”  I noticed a display of hand wrapped cookies on the counter, “How about some cookies?”
            “That’d be okay.” and I headed for the restroom.
            When I came out, she had been joined by another woman; maybe her sister, maybe her daughter.  It was hard to tell.  Now remember, I had negotiated this deal without knowing the price of the cookies going in.  I was at their mercy and it wasn’t like we were going to be able to fight our way out.  It turned out okay, each three-cookie, saran-wrapped pack was only two dollars.  Whew!
            When Frank had finished and we had selected our packs of cookies (I choose chocolate chip, he was daring and picked the “cowboy cookies”) I asked her when they last had gas.  She said it had been about three weeks and wasn’t going to buy any more until the price came down.  I didn’t share that I thought that was as likely as the two of them making the finalists list in a swimsuit competition.  She shared that she was afraid she would get a delivery at the current prices and then the bottom would fall out.  I guess she’d had her share of experience with falling bottoms.  She then launched into some tirade against President Bush and how it was all his fault and I hoped that she would think that because we were from California that we were Democrats.  There is more than one reason I don’t display an NRA sticker on my truck.  We grinned, uttered some unintelligible agreement and blew town.
            As we were driving along, two thoughts haunted me.  The first was how they got two pounds of butter into a half-pound cookie.  These were good!   The second was, what if these two made a practice of selling spiked cookies to wayward travelers then followed them until they pulled over from drowsiness, trapped them, and had their way with them before butchering them for the larder and grinding their bones into powder for their makeup.  I had one eye on the rear-view mirror until we crossed the Nevada border.
            It was interesting how the vegetation changed from the green of Oregon to the brown of Nevada at the border.  Do Democrats have the corner on green, too?
            At any rate, we made it to Winnemucca, NV by lunch time in good shape.  Winnemucca is an old, big town.  We toured around after securing a hotel room and found that there was this unexpected amalgam of old and decrepit and new and prosperous.  A funny thing about this town; it has two rail lines.  Not a double section of track; two independent rail lines.  Union Pacific has a line on the west side of town and BNSF has a line running through the middle of town.  This was such an exciting place that when we noticed the Salt Lake City bound Amtrak was at the station (actually, there is no terminal, just a covered bus bench beside the track) we parked next to the track to watch it leave.  It took about ten minutes because the passenger train had to wait for a southbound freight to enter the yard and clear the right-of-way.  It was pretty exciting when we got to see the Amtrak release its brakes and roar out of town at a screaming two miles per hour.
            The next morning we were back on the trail south.  We stopped at a Starbucks in Fernley, NV because it was the first we had seen in two weeks.  We sat at an outside table, drinking our frappacinos, in our shirt sleeves.  This was the warmest weather we had experienced on the trip.  It was sixty-five degrees.
            We crossed into California on US-395; cruising the Sierra Nevada.  If you have not been along this stretch of highway, you have denied yourself one of the truly great visual experiences to be had.  The highway runs along the eastern foot of the range and the views are inspiring. 

            We stopped in Bridgeport to use the restroom and had a conversation with the station attendant.  It turns out that he grew up on a ranch around Casper, Wyoming.  We shared notes about the country, the wildlife and the history.  I guess it was one final connection to Wyoming.
            We are spending the night in Bishop, the “capital” of the Owens Valley.  The hotel clerk directed us to a Mexican restaurant named Las Palmas.  They had a salsa bar.  The food was good and the salsa I picked made sweat bead up on my forehead and my nose run.  I guess this closes the circle on the great Wyoming expedition of 2008.